Sometimes when INTERN is up very very late at night, she gets the urge to make anagrams out of her favorite publishing blogs' titles. Right now it is very very late at night and even the (temporary) pet newt Techie Boyfriend found for INTERN has gone to sleep (and she is nocturnal). So here they are:
The Rejectionist with "cretinise the jot," "entice jitters—oh!" and best of all, "eject thine riots."
Pimp My Novel: "envy limp mop"
Query Shark: "quark shyer"
Nathan Bransford: "hard nonfat barns"
Editorial Anonymous: "inanimately odorous" (!) or "aromatised oily noun" (!?) or "damnation—oily euros!"
Editorial Ass: "adroit lassie" (aww.)
Grab a Pen: "began rap" (sorry T.H.—it was either that or "pear bang!")
Perhaps next time INTERN is up late, she will anagrammize her favorite commenters (you've been warned!)
With love,
NINTH TREE
ROFL -- I really didn't think there would be too many things that could come out of my blog title, but I plugged it into the Anagram Server anyway:
ReplyDeleteMy Bloggish Blog Thing yielded a ridiculously long list (far too many of which involved bongs), but I think my favorite was the first one.
Hobbling Giggly Moths!
(I just wish it had somehow managed to work "Batman!" onto the end of it.)
:-P
Tether Inn
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how perfect some of those were!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE
ReplyDeleteCRETINISE THE JOT!!!!! O FRABJOUS DAY
ReplyDeleteelizabeth: or....Nether Nit, which doesn't sound very flattering!
ReplyDeletePS: Mince Jonquils
ReplyDeleteI would have gone with Pear Bang for Tahereh. Just sayin'.
ReplyDelete(That was actually supposed to be more random than dirty, but I may have accidentally tripped and fallen into the latter. Dammit.)